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Sumus Victores

Posted by Nick Milne on February 28, 2010

Most of the time, I pay about as much attention to Sports (all of them; any of them) as I do to the latest developments in theoretical physics – that is to say, none at all.  They simply do not interest me.

Nevertheless, the Olympics are a different matter entirely.  It’s true that most of the events pass beyond my notice in a manner similar to regular sporting endeavours, but some of them do not.  Olympic Hockey, for example, is thrilling in ways that the regular NHL season could not hope to match.  What care I for a fierce rivalry between two cities, neither of which – unless something has gone terribly wrong (I live in Ottawa) – is my own?  What is there to interest me in these overfinanced clashes between two sets of brutish thugs?  Why should I give a rat’s ass, or even a whole rat?

When national pride is on the line, though, it’s somewhat more compelling.  There are larger stakes.  This is especially true when it’s Canada vs. Usania – that bitter and eternal struggle – and on our home soil at that.  We brought it to them with a vengeance in 2002, taking gold in both Men’s and Women’s hockey on their home ground in Salt Lake City, but the possibility of watching them repeat this triumphant slaughter when we are the hosts was too much to pass up.

I saw our girls stomp the Yanks a few days ago, and cheered with the best of them; today our fellahs repeated the performance, albeit less comprehensively and in a manner fraught with tension.  Sidney Crosby came out of the ineffectual obscurity that has been his trademark throughout the rest of the tournament to score the Overtime goal that brought the matter to its satisfactory conclusion.  The bar was packed.  There was a lot of shouting and hugging.  It was beautiful.

On the way home (down Bank Street), the revelers had already begun to spill into the road.  A steady roar could be heard from nearby parts of town, and passing cars honked their horns as flags rippled in the evening air.

I had never seen people dancing in the streets before, but I have now.  It was amazing.

Sorry, Americans.  Better luck next time.

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Secure, Contain, and Protect

Posted by Nick Milne on February 25, 2010

I am bound by the laws of God to direct your attention to the official website of the SCP Foundation.  The Foundation is an extra-governmental initiative the sole purpose of which is to keep secure, contained, and protected those… things… that might prove to be hostile to established reality or irreconcilable therewith.  There are things the public is not meant to know.  There are things the pubic would not want to know.  There are even things the public already knows, but about which knowledge they are entirely ignorant, and it’s up to the men and women of the Foundation to keep them in that state of ignorance at all costs.

The SCP Wiki is a massive work of collaborative science fiction, chronicling the experiments, encounters, and – more often – disasters that attend the cutting edge of Science’s attempts to deal with the unexplained.  Most of the stuff there is inanimate, thankfully; odd widgets and items and machines and so on.  Some of it is animate.  Some of it is hostile.

Some of the things you’ll find locked away in the SCP facilities include:

- The self-keeping secret, or “anti-meme”

- A real-life version of Calvin’s transmogrifier

- The coffee machine that can dispense any liquid

- Perhaps most terrifying of all: SCP-682

It’s a good place to spend some time, if you like this sort of thing.

Posted in Conjecture, Humour, Literature, Sci Fi, The Weird | 2 Comments »

Still unfulfilled

Posted by Nick Milne on February 23, 2010

Pursuant to several comments by readers on the post below about Michael O’Brien’s latest critique of J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter series, I intend to wait until the full book is in my hands before responding.  I would have responded to it in any event, to be sure, but the more I look at the contents of the Preface as posted, the less I can imagine anything that would be worth saying, at this point.

The only thing I’d want to draw attention to at this early stage – and I’m sure it will feature heavily in the rest of the book, once it’s released – is that O’Brien’s emphasis on the seemingly revelatory nature of his own dreams is nothing new.  The same process was also described (albeit in a different context and to a different degree) in A Landscape With Dragons, his book on the nature of fantasy works as read by children, and with much the same results.

As interesting as this is to me, and as important as it is to him, the only real response I could offer is simple gainsaying.  He’s telling the truth; he had these dreams.  I don’t dispute that for a second.  All I could feasibly say (at the moment) would run along the lines of: “So what? I didn’t.”  This is not all that useful as a response.

So we’ll just have to wait, for now, though I may post a book note about Landscape sooner rather than later.

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The excommunication of Napoleon

Posted by Nick Milne on February 22, 2010

…is something of a letdown.  I had been falsely led to believe that it was a roaring gut-punch of a document, but in fact, given the circumstances under which it was promulgated (the occupation of Rome and the capture of the Vatican), it’s actually rather genteel:

NOTIFICATION

POPE PIUS VII

WITH the authority of the omnipotent God, of saints Apostles Peter and Paul and ours, we declare you, and all your collaborators in the [violent] act that you perpetrated, fallen into excommunication, in which (as in our Apostolic bulls, which are posted at the same time in the usual places of this city) we (also) declare subject (to the above  excommunication) all of those who, from the last violent invasion of this same city that happened on February 2 of last year, have committed so much [violence] in it, as in the ecclesiastic State all the [violent] acts against which we complained not only in the many protests forwarded by our subsequent secretaries of State, but also in the two concistorial allocutions of March 14, and July 11 1808, and all their instigators, protectors and counselors, and whoever else has supported the execution, or executed himself the same [violent] acts.

Given in Rome at Saint Mary Major, on the eleventh day of June 1809, the tenth year of our Pontificate.

Seal

PIUS, POPE the VII

Still, there it is.  Thanks to frequent reader and friend-of-this-blog Godescalc for tracking it down.

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Information wanted

Posted by Nick Milne on February 22, 2010

This is a call for help.

I’m looking for a copy (in English translation, for preference, but I’ll take what I can get) of Pius VII’s bull of excommunication against Napoleon Bonaparte.  It was apparently first promulgated in June of 1809 and was publicized to an inordinate degree.  My usual go-to source for papal documents hasn’t got it – nor has the Vatican website, that I’ve been able to discover – so if you, my learned readers, know of an online or printed-and-bound source that has it, I would be very much obliged.

There’s no rush, to be sure, and I don’t need it for any particular reason beyond mere curiosity.  I’ve heard it described as one of the most scathing excommunications ever laid down, and, given that my interest in L’Empereur could hardly be greater than it is, I’d rather like to read it.

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The plan, and why it was unfulfilled

Posted by Nick Milne on February 19, 2010

As those who have read my work here and elsewhere may remember, I have, on occasion, contributed to the ongoing (and not insubstantial) efforts of a coalition of Christian writers to rebut wrong-footed and ill-considered criticisms of J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter series – criticisms that paint the series as gnostic, or satanic, or provocative, or any number of other things.  Our most prominent opponents come from many different backgrounds.  Lev Grossman writes for Time Magazine.  Fr. Alfonso Aguilar teaches at the Regina Apostolorum University in Rome.  Michael D. O’Brien is a prominent Catholic author and artist.

The latter gentleman has apparently written a new book, to be released this spring.  In Twilight of the West: Harry Potter and the Paganization of Culture, O’Brien will present a synthesis of his views on the matter, apparently arguing that the Harry Potter series – in a literal, factual, in-no-way-abstract sense – is tainted by the influence of the demonic and represents an threat to Christian children that is as dangerous as it is subtle.  He has posted the preface to this book on his website.  You can read it here.

My first reaction was immediate and derisive scorn, followed by an eyeroll so pronounced that it’s a miracle they didn’t fall right out of my head.  It was in this piqued spirit that I sat down to write a lengthy take on both the preface and to his perspective on this in general, as seen in other essays and in his 1994 study of fantasy literature for children, A Landscape with Dragons.

But that is no way to do it.  The scope of the thing would have been fine, but to do it in scorn and derision would hardly serve.  No good would be accomplished.  No justice would be done.

So, I scrapped what I had.  I really do intend to post a lengthy appraisal of this matter, but it will not be today, and it will not be while vexed.  Look for it on Monday.

Posted in Academia, Evil, Literature, Philosophy, Religion | 6 Comments »

Lenten viewing

Posted by Nick Milne on February 18, 2010

Steven Greydanus of DecentFilms has posted a short list of movies that might make for good watchery during the season of Lent.  Many people would give movies up as a luxury during such a season, but in his case that’s hardly possible, this being his job.  In any event, we may benefit from his recommendations:

- Into Great Silence

- The Face: Jesus in Art

- Diary of a Country Priest

- The Flowers of St. Francis

- The Passion of Joan of Arc

- The Miracle Maker

As one commenter points out, two thirds of the movies on that list will require the reading of sub- or intertitles, so be forewarned.

I’ll likely be adding some reviews of my own during the next forty-ish days, and they’ll (mostly) be centered on movies along lines similar to those found in the list above.  Keep an eye out.

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A precious oil

Posted by Nick Milne on February 18, 2010

I encountered a question yesterday – for what seemed the thousandth time – about how, if Jesus preached against material wealth, the Church can justify all those palaces and castles and art treasures she possesses.  It’s an important question, but also a wearying one; the answer is not short or simple, and many of the times it’s been asked have been in a bid to show that there was no answer rather than because the asker thought there was an answer and wanted to know what it was.

Nevertheless, there really is an answer.

First, “Jesus preached against material wealth” is an oversimplified reading of the situation. He certainly preached against giving wealth the status of an idol, or being so attached to it that you’d be unwilling to give it up if it had become a stumbling block to you. One cannot serve God and Mammon simultaneously, but being wealthy is not necessarily service to Mammon, just as being poor is no necessary sign of virtue.

The most famous passage relating to wealth can be found in Jesus’ encounter with the rich man who wants to know how he can be saved (Mark 10:17-25). Jesus tells him the standard things; be good, follow the commandments, etc. When the rich man says that he’s doing that already, Jesus, though pleased to hear it, also tells him that he should also sell all he has and give the proceeds to the poor, thereafter taking up the cross and following Jesus to better things. The rich man isn’t gladdened by this news, and he goes away “grieving.”

This encounter serves as a prelude to Jesus’ warning to the Disciples that it’s difficult for the rich to get into Heaven – like a camel passing through the eye of a needle, in its most famous rendering. In the face of their astonishment, he elaborates, saying that the difficulty lies upon those who “trust in riches” (emphasis mine). That some Christians can still adhere to a “prosperity gospel” in the face of statements like this astounds me, but that’s a discussion for another day. In any event, the point is that wealth is no indicator of merit or assurance of salvation, and can often be a hindrance to both if improperly understood.

Nowhere in the Church’s understanding of her assets will you find any suggestion that having palatial castles redounds to her credit, or is a sign of her divine provenance or authenticity. She just has them, is all, and because she has them, uses them. They don’t just sit around gathering dust.

This question of use is important, too, because we must also remember Matthew 26:6-13, in which a woman brings a very expensive bottle of oil for Jesus to use. The Disciples make the same basic complaint as those asking the question above: why should we have (and keep, and use) luxurious things when we could instead sell them and use the money to help people who have less? Jesus’ answer is clear: “Why do you trouble the woman? She has done a beautiful thing for me. You will always have the poor with you, but you will not always have me.” This is significant in terms of the fate He would suffer shortly thereafter, but it also has broader implications.

There’s the question of the relationship of utility to beauty, for example; in theory the strictly utilitarian is “good enough,” but the lived experience of the human being routinely shows that good enough is not enough. We need ornament and eye-pleasingness, though both can be taken to extremes; indeed, ornament can lose its excellence when it begins to infringe upon the utility that it was meant to augment in the first place. However, that one might crank it up to 11 is no argument in favour of forever leaving it at 0, just to be safe.

There is much to be said for beauty and grandeur put into the service of God. It appeals greatly to the spiritual faculty of the human being, delights artistically, edifies intellectually (particularly when it comes to objets d’art), and does honour to the Church’s particular relationship with Christ. He Himself exists in a glorified body, after all; it would not do for His Bride to be shabby.

Economically, however, there are further important considerations. One of the Church’s chief functions in a temporal sense is as a charitable institution, and in this she has been (and continues to be) extraordinarily successful. One notable source of revenue is the artistic and architectural collection under discussion.  The Vatican City tourist trade is a large one, and other sites around the world – whether metropolitan cathedrals that dominate the skyline or tidy little chapels in the middle of nowhere – benefit greatly from the fact that people want to go to them. Not just Catholic people, to be clear; and, even among Catholic people, not just for spiritual reasons.

Much of the money this raises can be (and is) directed towards the charitable ends noted above. Crucially, that money comes in every single year. It’s a constant flow. To sell those buildings and art treasures and so on would secure a one-time cash infusion, but that would be it.

Look at it like this:

Say you have a nice statue. There are hungry people in the world, though, so what good is a statue? Let’s sell it off! Great idea; you just made a million dollars. That will help a lot of people.

But what if we instead keep the statue and charge people a dollar each to come look at it? Woah! A million people came to see it this year! And they’ll come back next year, too, and the year after, and the year after, and so on. Likely not the same people, of course, but the dollars are functionally the same. Now we’re getting that million dollars every year (minus the modest cost of statue polish) rather than just once, and we can pretty much rely on it into the future, too. Excellent.

In the case of the Church, there are thousands of statues, and paintings, and buildings, and more than a mere million people who routinely take long trips just to see them. It would be insane to get rid of them.

Anyway, the alternatives for these particular buildings are not good. Would you rather have some Italian bureaucrat or – alas – shady American investment banker living at Castel Gandolfo? Would you rather see the Lateran and Vatican palaces simply boarded up because the state trust that purchased them from some freewheeling pontiff could no longer secure the funds to maintain them? I sure wouldn’t, but it’s happened to heritage sites before in any number of cities. Their governance by the Holy See guarantees that these breathtaking structures – and the artwork they contain – will remain in good repair and accessible to the public. This is part of the artistic patrimony of the West, and it really would suck to see it dispersed into private collections or neglected into ruin.

Finally, castles and palaces are awesome.  Of course the Pope should have one.

Posted in Art, Beauty, History, Religion | 1 Comment »

Ash Wednesday

Posted by Nick Milne on February 17, 2010

I don’t have much to say about this at present (though I hope to later today), given my lamentable busy-ness with various things, so I’ll just post a reminder and a song.

The reminder: Today, as the title above suggests, is Ash Wednesday.  On this day, Christians in many denominations wear a mark of ashes as a reminder of their mortality and of the hardships that are necessary – indeed, that must often, however mournfully, be sought out – in the pursuit of the virtuous life.  Moreover, however, the ashes are taken as a sign of repentance.  They are a public manifestation both of the sin in which we all share and of the communal seeking of forgiveness that is at the heart of Man’s relationship to the Church.

It’s one of the very few days of the year on which you could indeed tell a Christian by his or her outward appearance.  Take advantage of this, if you feel moved to do so; it will not be so easy tomorrow.

Ash Wednesday marks the beginning of Lent, a time of solemn reflection and mortification.  Though we look yearningly across the gulf of days to the glorious Resurrection of the Body typified by the events of Easter Sunday, we cannot forget that we have to pass through Good Friday before we can get there.  Stand to your duties.

Other than that, I’ll just repeat last year’s tactic and post the following performance by Richard Thompson and two women whose names I regret I do not know.  It’s my favourite-ever (though only partial) rendition of my favourite-ever carol (Thomas Ravenscroft’s “Remember O Thou Man”), and is fairly appropriate for the Lenten season.  There’s a light and comic song that comes afterward in the same video, but it’s up to you whether you watch it or not.  Be sure to check out the first part, though; it is certainly worth it.

I’d say “enjoy,” but, well… keep it on the down-low.

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Sorry

Posted by Nick Milne on February 16, 2010

Been preparing for Lent, and other things.  Not slacking off.  Will be back shortly.

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